As I recieved but one comment in over a week's time, I declare this blog officially dead. A second comment two weeks after has allowed some leeway in my decision. I shall fulfill my promise, and then who knows what will come about!
There once was a shiny sneaker
That squealed when something it her.
She responded to the door
“That never happened before”
And meandered her way down the hall.
The one-time cat whose house
He believed was haunted by a mouse
Who grabbed the lone shoe
For so big his fright grew
He wanted to crush it no matter what befall.
The poetic mouse who laughed
At the old cat who was so daft
Wrote and epic about
How Auntie scolded the lout
And made him sit alone by the wall.
The crotchety Auntie who
Couldn’t imagine why Cat chewed a shoe
Who discovered the mouse’s projector
Who became the shoe’s heroine protector
Didn’t know what had conspired at all.